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Let Luke Combs Cap Off Your Night On A High Note
Luke Combs went live on Instagram tonight to play a few tunes for his fans in these extremely confusing times. Props to Luke for going...

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Mar 17, 2020
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Mar 17, 2020
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The Belted Kingfisher Is Not The Answer At The University Of Illinois
When you think of Fighting Illini, is the Belted Kingfisher what comes to mind? If you ask me, it's the exact opposite, in all honesty....

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Mar 16, 2020
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The Goonery Presents: The Coronavirus Contraction Prop Bet Pool
No sports, no school, people across the country are working from home, the market's as bad as it's been since the crash in '08 and...

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Mar 13, 2020
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What the hell? March 11, 2020 Will Go Down As One Of The Strangest Days Of My Life
Chicago St. Patrick Day Parades being cancelled? Travel to and from Europe suspended for 30 days? The NBA season being suspended and the...

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Mar 12, 2020
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Tinder Thots Tuesday: Proceed with Caution
Hey Hornballs, welcome back to another edition of Tinder Thots Tuesday, the best spot on the internet to either feel better about...

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Mar 10, 2020
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The White Sox Extend Yoan Moncada for 5-Years $65 Million Guaranteed
Two White Sox blog's in one day, but I don't care! Rick Hahn's got me feeling like it's 5 minutes before close on a Saturday, but it's...

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Mar 5, 2020
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Happy Birthday to my Childhood Hero, Paul Konerko
Paul Konerko was and always will be one of my favorite White Sox players of all-time. After being drafted by the Dodgers in the First...

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Mar 5, 2020
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Tinder Thots Tuesday: Spring Break is Coming
Hey hornballs, welcome to another addition of Tinder Thots Tuesday. If you're new here, TTT is a weekly (when there are enough bios) blog...

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Mar 3, 2020
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Justin Bieber's "Country" Remix of Yummy is an Abomination
I'll be honest, I'm not keeping tabs on Biebs these days. He seems like he's moved on from his days of being a complete asshole and for...

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Mar 2, 2020
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The Top 5 Viruses Of All Time Ranked
Viruses are hot in the street. Markets are as low as they've been since the 2008 crash, and have wiped $5 trillion off stocks across the...

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Mar 1, 2020
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#FridayFacts: 91% of College-Aged Students use "Dating Apps" for more than hookups
It's Valentine's Day, and if you're a college student who isn't in a relationship, get swiping! For my money, Valentine's Day is...

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Feb 14, 2020
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Jeff Probst has the best job in the world
If you don't live under a rock, you probably noticed that Survivor came back into the lives of millions across America last night. If...

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Feb 13, 2020
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DJ Khaled is hosting a Meet and Greet in a parking lot
This is a hyper-local blog, and quite frankly, I don't care. As I was skipping through Snapchat stories last night, I kept seeing...

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Feb 11, 2020
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The Inn Keeper's White Sox Spring Training Wishlist
Less than two days until Pitchers and Catchers report, and I don't think I've ever been more excited for baseball season to get here. I...

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Feb 10, 2020
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#FridayFacts: Dragon blood helps you see into the future
It was believed that if you took a bath in a dragon’s blood it helped you see into the future. via Fun Dragon Facts for Kids- Awesome...

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Feb 7, 2020
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The Goonery pledges its allegiance to the Seattle Dragons
THHHHHHHIIIIIIISSSSSS IS NOT THE XFL of old! As a football (and wrestling fan), I was incredibly excited when Vince McMahon announced the...

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Feb 6, 2020
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High Hopes for Mayor Pete after a strong performance in Iowa!
They still haven't officially announced a winner in Iowa, but Mayor Pete is tickling the balls of his loyal supporters after an...

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Feb 4, 2020
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Ever wanted AIDS without having sex? Here's your chance!
In a week where Iowa can't figure out who won its caucus, Major League Baseball releasing this as the official Chicago White Sox Spring...

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Feb 4, 2020
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Instead of Alaska, 5 Things Trump could sell to Russia
As I clicked submit on my Study Abroad Application about 5 minutes ago, I celebrated my potential semester of doing nothing except...

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Feb 3, 2020
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