It's Valentine's Day, and if you're a college student who isn't in a relationship, get swiping! For my money, Valentine's Day is undoubtedly the horniest holiday, and maybe day of the entire year. Only other day that might rival it is the Fourth of July, and if you disagree with that you hate America. Sorry.
Tinder's the most popular dating app within the demographic, with 84.4% of students using Tinder, and the majority of them using it for a confidence boost and definitely not trying to engage in coitus. My tip is download the app if you haven't, pay the $14.99 for Tinder Gold and shoot your shot like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals tonight.
If you're single, I'm wishing you the best of luck tonight. If you're not, hopefully you don't fuck up too badly and embarrass yourself. But if Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Grindr (we don't discriminate here) or any of the like don't work out for you tonight, just remember to keep updating your bio, because 60% of the time, it works every time. If that doesn't work?
-The Inn Keeper