Dude, Here It Is, My 2022 Chicago Bears Preview
Today is the eve of the 2022 NFL season and I was so excited, I decided to sit at my computer and write about football. I truly do feel...
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The Inn Keeper
Apr 1, 2022
The Goonery #84
On this episode of The Goonery, Ben and Brandon break down the WrestleMania 38 Card for this weekend, which matches they're looking...
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Mike Montone
Jan 25, 2022
Boy Did I Look Like A Complete Idiot On Friday Night
There I was, livestreaming, having a good time, in the midst of an impassioned soliloquy on the virtues of tugging it to OnlyFans, when...
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The Inn Keeper
Jan 6, 2022
Ayo Dosunmu and I Aren't That Different.
Who has the cooler mask? Just two kids from the South Side of Chicago who made their way down to Champaign for their college experience...
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The Inn Keeper
Dec 31, 2021
Goonery of the Year - Ranking The Top 8 From 2021
2020, 2021, at this point, what's the difference. As I sit here writing this think piece, I can't help but think about how much of a wash...
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The Inn Keeper
Nov 24, 2021
Gambling Fandoms Are Real And Hard To Explain
I don't like coming off as someone who thinks gambling is a personality trait, I liken those people to anyone who thinks it's unique to...
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The Inn Keeper
Apr 12, 2021
Bitcoin? I Raise You Usher Bucks!
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your latest reminder that celebrities are assholes. I'm not going to sit here and act like I'm the biggest...
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Jeremy Wong
Apr 8, 2021
An eSports Series: The NBA 3-point equivalent— The Sniper
NBA player Steph Curry could very well be the greatest shooter of all time, especially at 3-point range. One of the many examples below:...
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The Inn Keeper
Mar 24, 2021
Can Andrew Vaughn Play Left Field?
Example #3574 of why Eloy Jimenez needs to become a Designated Hitter at 24-years old. I understand people love Eloy because he's goofy,...
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The Inn Keeper
Mar 23, 2021
An Update On 365 Albums In 365 Days
Long time no talk, its been much longer than I would like to admit but I think I kinda sorta have the online college thing figured out....
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Jeremy Wong
Mar 9, 2021
It's Not A Hoax: Superstition in Sports
We’ve all been there. Watching a game we’re emotionally invested in: game on the line, a few plays/seconds/moments left, our thoughts...
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Jeremy Wong
Feb 2, 2021
An eSports Series: Michael Jordan is Paying Attention to eSports and So Should You
eSports is a sport. Often times when we think of the definition of a sport, there is not only a skill aspect, but also a physical one....
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Mike Montone
Feb 2, 2021
Stabbings, Rim Jobs, And PCP: A New York City Mass Transit Survival Guide
“One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt.” – Georgia O’Keeffe GOTHAMIST: After several years of community board...
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Kevin Kernen
Feb 1, 2021
Lots of Jizz, Lots of Driving: What You Missed Last Weekend
Jizz, Jizz, Jizz, and Jizz Again We start in the Dutch second division, where a guy by the name of Jizz Hornkamp ran rampant for four...
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Mike Montone
Jan 28, 2021
Bad Word Prompts Assault Investigation Thanks To Reporter’s Thin Skin
“SEX!!!” – My old friend from college, Big Joe One of the oft repeated cries of the contemporary feminist movement is that shouting ‘Fuck...
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The Inn Keeper
Jan 8, 2021
Anarchy? Nope. Just College Basketball- The Top 5 Rothsteinisms
After my Fighting Illini came out in the second half and shoved Northwestern into their lockers after being down 15 at half, there is...
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The Inn Keeper
Jan 2, 2021
A Simple Solution To The College Football Playoff's Issues
I'm not going to sit here and act like the wrong four teams made the playoff this year, because based on the resumes of every team in...
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The Inn Keeper
Dec 30, 2020
Future Me Wants To Say Thank You To Cardi B
Most of you would assume that I was thanking Cardi B for tossing her hat into the political ring last January or for making fathers...
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The Inn Keeper
Dec 21, 2020
As If 2020 Couldn't Get Any Worse..
I know what you're all thinking when you've clicked on here, "Boo hoo, 2020 has sucked for all of us, get over yourself." Guess what...
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Mike Montone
Dec 10, 2020
It’s Soul Cycle Vs The Fatties, And I Know Which Side I’m Taking
“You can’t sit with us…because your fat ass will break the bike seat,” – Regina George while working as a Soul Cycle instructor. Part of...
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