Ladies and gentlemen, here is your latest reminder that celebrities are assholes. I'm not going to sit here and act like I'm the biggest...

NBA player Steph Curry could very well be the greatest shooter of all time, especially at 3-point range. One of the many examples below:...

Example #3574 of why Eloy Jimenez needs to become a Designated Hitter at 24-years old. I understand people love Eloy because he's goofy,...

Long time no talk, its been much longer than I would like to admit but I think I kinda sorta have the online college thing figured out....

We’ve all been there. Watching a game we’re emotionally invested in: game on the line, a few plays/seconds/moments left, our thoughts...

eSports is a sport. Often times when we think of the definition of a sport, there is not only a skill aspect, but also a physical one....

“One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt.” – Georgia O’Keeffe GOTHAMIST: After several years of community board...

Jizz, Jizz, Jizz, and Jizz Again We start in the Dutch second division, where a guy by the name of Jizz Hornkamp ran rampant for four...

“SEX!!!” – My old friend from college, Big Joe One of the oft repeated cries of the contemporary feminist movement is that shouting ‘Fuck...

After my Fighting Illini came out in the second half and shoved Northwestern into their lockers after being down 15 at half, there is...

I'm not going to sit here and act like the wrong four teams made the playoff this year, because based on the resumes of every team in...

Most of you would assume that I was thanking Cardi B for tossing her hat into the political ring last January or for making fathers...

I know what you're all thinking when you've clicked on here, "Boo hoo, 2020 has sucked for all of us, get over yourself." Guess what...

“You can’t sit with us…because your fat ass will break the bike seat,” – Regina George while working as a Soul Cycle instructor. Part of...

“Somebody say ‘Hey, we want some pussy!” – 2 Live Crew You may find it strange that I, a 35-year-old male war veteran with a penchant for...

Anything can have happened in Oklahoma. Practicallyeverything has.’ – Edna Ferber “Sheriff: ‘Cannibals’ lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma...

Oh boy, the spooky time of year is upon us. Time for costumes and candy bars, or Dracula and drag queens if you’re spending the evening...

The term "Goonery" gets tossed around on this website a whole lot and if you're unaware of what the term actually means, 2020...

Today's Prop features Philadelphia Eagles Running Back, Boston Scott

“Also, not heard of Pride month? Strains credulity,” I’m about a week late on this one, but there are only like 3 of you who read this...