Where do horses go when they get sick? They go to the horse-pital No I'm kidding, they get shot. From u/Ragingraptor7 on Reddit

A young girl killed a butterfly. Her dad was mad so he disciplined her and said "no more butter for you!" Later the girl killed a honey...

I asked the barman to "bring me a double" He came back with a guy that looks just like me. Source: Rodney Dangerfield

My daughter has started asking me questions about the human body... I thought I locked the basement, I don't know how she keeps getting...

Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool. From u/TooCoolToSocialize on Reddit

If you enjoy dark humor and making fun out of the more depressing things in life, you'll love this comic's tight five. This is probably...