Cardi B is taking her talents to Senate Floor
What in the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is this non-sense? As if we weren't dealing with one bozo from the Bronx, Cardi B has decided that she may potentially go back to school and get into politics.
Don't get me wrong, I have no issues with anyone making the decision to go back to school in an attempt to better themselves, and others in the process, but Cardi B in the Senate? We're talking about a former member of the Bloods, a Community College Drop Out, a former stripper, AND one of the most successful rappers in the world here. No slouch, whatsoever. But I have to question your intelligence when you think it's a smart career move to pivot from RAP to POLITICS. Sure, your music might be exposed to some new demographics, but the hate? OH BUDDY! You would have olds from the left, right and right down the God damn middle complaining about Cardi B being in office!
And don't get me wrong, Trump's an asshole with women, but Cardi B? Talk about Objectifying men!
This “regular degular schmegular girl from the Bronx,” formerly a stripper, built her career on her ability to rattle off one-liners like “I’mma get that schmoney” on the VH1 reality series “Love & Hip Hop.” During her time on the show, some viewers saw her as a hero of female empowerment, as she made pronouncements like “Ever since I started using guys, I feel so much better about myself. I feel so damn powerful.” Via NY Times
She was using men while working as a strip club, imagine what happens if the Democrats are desperate for a few swing votes from the Republicans in a policy decision? You think Cardi B is against sucking a few dicks and throwing a couple of fingers in some asses if that means stricter gun control?
John Cornryn from Texas needs one glass of whisky before he's willing to cheat on his wife
Johnny Isakon hasn't felt the warm embrace of a woman since the Miss Idaho competition of 1987
Cardi B plays for both sides and Nebraska's Deb Fischer always been curious
And we already know Ted Cruz is as horny as they come
If we ever end up having Cardi B holding a position of political power in America, I think that's where I draw the line and pack my bags. The sad reality is, Cardi B will be the person who gets my generation out and actually voting, but yet they'll be on the front lines complaining that our government is failing us and they're ashamed to be American. Annnnnnnnnnnd that was talking politics!
Quite the change of heart from Cardi B, too. Took less than 10 days for her to realize that nobody in their right mind wants to live in Nigeria!
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