Mike MontoneDec 10, 2020Dear Abby: Total Pussy Refuses To Help His Wife Lick Vaginas“Somebody say ‘Hey, we want some pussy!” – 2 Live Crew You may find it strange that I, a 35-year-old male war veteran with a penchant for...
Mike MontoneDec 9, 2020It's The Holiday SeasonDid you know that some NFL players actually drink before games? I'll explain why, plus a very sexy flight attendant sells her very dirty...
The GooneryDec 4, 2020The Goonery #48 - GOTW, Chicago Bears Future, and The Big 10 is Now a Basketball ConferenceUncle Adam, Brandon Cauley riff about their nominees for Goonery of the Week, where the Chicago Bears should go from here and the Big 10...
LavsNov 25, 2020Ladies and Gentlemen, We Did It!I am going to take a much needed mental health break from covering the Chicago Bears, so please, bear with me (no pun intended). There...
LavsNov 17, 2020The Chicago Bears are Doomed and Will Always SuckAfter watching yet another embarrassing effort by the Chicago Bears offense in their loss to the Minnesota Vikings last night, I had just...