Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey From u/HellsJuggernaut on Reddit

What do you call a fish with 4 eyes? Fiiiish From u/notprospero on Reddit

I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin From u/Dani_SF on Reddit

2019: Stay away from negative people 2020: Stay away from positive people From u/popcorn_21 on Reddit

My new pencil can write UNDERWATER It can write other words too From u/cman7531 on Reddit

I'm no tailor but... I think adding an "e" to the end of your suit would be pretty suite From u/TheTalkingSandvich on Reddit

Did you hear about the self absorbed cannibal that ate his arm? He was so full of himself.