Harry Potter walks into a bar. Because I put them on his bedroom window From u/HayatoMiyazaki on Reddit

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! From u/eyeonosphere on Reddit

What does the bee say when it gets home? Honey, I'm Home!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." From u/RayInRed on Reddit

For the past three weeks, I've been jogging a mile a day Now I don't know where I am. From u/sur_yeahhh on Reddit

I decided to give water polo a try last week It was quite fun until my horse drowned From u/lieV_aapje on Reddit

A priest, a rabbi, and two blondes walk into a bar... The bartender looks to the four of them and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"...

Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? Because Dawn is tough on Greece From u/squeezy102 on Reddit

I'm not wearing glasses anymore I've seen enough. From u/31moreyears on Reddit

I hurt my back in Egypt It got so bad, I had to see a Cairo-practor From u/wackoclown on Reddit