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Jamies Winston Says He Can Now Read License Plates and Street Signs- The NFL Is So Fucked
Look, it's in my Twitter bio and I wrote a blog a few months back detailing why Jameis was the answer at Quarterback for the Bears, and...

The Inn Keeper
Apr 29, 2020
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The Most Eligible Bachelor in the World?
Yesterday brought the world the saddest news on record, and I have the unfortunate job of passing along to everyone. No, I'm not talking...

Lavs
Apr 29, 2020
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Comedian Spotlight: Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon is an up and coming gay conservative comedian. He was a child actor, born to a schizophrenic mother and he stayed closeted up...

Patrick Kane
Apr 22, 2020
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Tinder Thots Tuesday: Simp SZN Is Here
Hey hornballs, just like that, it's Tuesday again. It seems like time is a flat circle more than ever right now, and we've truly become...

The Inn Keeper
Apr 21, 2020
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Despite Losing Ayo Dosunmu, The University Of Illinois Is A Top 20 University In The World
1. Harvard University 2. Massachusetts Institute of Technology 3.Stanford University 4.University of Cambridge 5. University of Oxford 6....

The Inn Keeper
Apr 21, 2020
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Comedian Spotlight: Andrew Bowser
You probably don't know this comedian, but you have probably seen one or two of his videos without realizing that it was a prank. He is...

Patrick Kane
Apr 15, 2020
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Comedian Spotlight: Andrew Santino
Andrew Santino AKA The Red Rocket is an actor, comedian, and Chicago native. On his podcast The Whiskey Ginger, Andrew has had guests...

Patrick Kane
Apr 8, 2020
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If I Bet You $100 'Wood' You Be Able To Guess His Name?
His pornstar name is Wood but he probably should've gone with Tree Trunk. #IYKYK If there has been one good thing to come out of this...

Patrick Kane
Apr 1, 2020
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Tinder Thots Tuesday: Proceed with Caution
Hey Hornballs, welcome back to another edition of Tinder Thots Tuesday, the best spot on the internet to either feel better about...

The Inn Keeper
Mar 10, 2020
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The Top 5 Viruses Of All Time Ranked
Viruses are hot in the street. Markets are as low as they've been since the 2008 crash, and have wiped $5 trillion off stocks across the...

The Inn Keeper
Mar 1, 2020
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Ta Ta There, Fedsmoker
Conald Petersen AKA the Fedsmoker, was reported dead on February 11th. The sheriffs department has not yet confirmed this but hopes are...

Patrick Kane
Feb 13, 2020
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XFL- For Real or One and Done?... Again
On the eve of week 1 of XFL part II I can't help but wonder how successful it will be. Though I was young in 2001 I remember being in...

Nicknack
Feb 7, 2020
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Welcome to Thunderdome
Hello readers. Just want to introduce myself as one of the newest bloggers for thegoonery.com. I hope I'm goon enough for you filthy...

Nicknack
Feb 3, 2020
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Crafting a World Series Winning Lineup out of Hall of Famer Derek Jeter's relationships
Congrats to Derek Jeter, the most overrated shortstop of all-time, on being elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Jeter deserved to be a...

The Inn Keeper
Jan 22, 2020
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Who will be Pete's Co-Pilot in life? My breakdown of all 30 women
Yes, this is a Bachelor blog, deal with it. Gotta get page views some how. Tonight, Pilot Pete begins his journey to find the love of his...

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Jan 6, 2020
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Enjoy Your Stay
-19 -White Male -Straight -Degenerate Gambler If you think that sounds like almost every other internet blogger, you're absolutely right....

The Inn Keeper
Dec 5, 2019
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The Goonery #5 > Life at the Inn
Underground Sports & Entertainment Talk Show

The Goonery
Nov 20, 2019
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The Goonery #4 > Ghost and Big G
Internet Sports & Entertainment Talk Show

The Goonery
Nov 7, 2019
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