This Presidents Day Special has nothing to do with Presidents Day. A quick riff on how stupid Galentines Day is, followed by a shining example of the best of humanity. A package was delivered to my old address and the new tenant tracked me down to let me know. It all leads to a trip down memory lane featuring petty larceny, cum covered tits, and a summer filled with crippling sadness. All that plus the pros and cons of eugenics, and a fight over an airline seat in the latest installment of The Savage Sacktap.