I went to comic con and saw fat asses of every kind. Artie Lange is still the man. Sober October means no whackin it to internet porn either, VERY SAD! An iPhone turned a guy gay, Greta Thunberg sucks, babies were meant to be eaten, Trump is the greatest troll in internet history, and Liz Warren could totally catch a dick! It's all here in this week's Savage Sacktap...