Patrick KaneJul 10, 2020Joke of the Day: 7.10.20What’s better than a Dad bod? A father figure. From u/positive_electron42 on Reddit
Patrick KaneJul 10, 2020Joke of the Day: 7.9.20I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group. But so far, I'm stumped. From u/WulliesTime on Reddit
Patrick KaneJul 8, 2020Joke of the Day: 7.8.20When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word. I'll never forget that first day at school when the...
Patrick KaneJul 2, 2020Joke of the Day: 7.2.20It’s a five minute walk from my house to the bar. It’s a 35 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering. From...
Patrick KaneJul 1, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.30.20Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon Me why? From u/professorf on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 30, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.29.20I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page. From u/Robopi314 on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 27, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.26.20The coast guard fined my girlfriend and I for having sex in the ocean. Apparently off-shore drilling is prohibited. From...
Patrick KaneJun 25, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.25.20Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication? For hispanic attacks From u/JonathanWickers on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 23, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.22.20A man approached a very beautiful woman A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here...
Patrick KaneJun 20, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.19.20A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool. So, I handed him a glass of water. From u/gr8prajwalb...
Patrick KaneJun 18, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.17.20If I had a dollar for every woman who's seen me naked... ...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure. From u/5slipsandagully on...
Patrick KaneJun 16, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.16.20I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory I’ll beheading there shortly From u/jk72788 on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 12, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.12.20I love how the Earth rotates It makes my day From u/martmartm on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 11, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.11.20NASCAR bans the confederate flag? Finally a turn in the right direction. From u/Mattzlo on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 10, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.10.20What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake? Fat. You get fat. From u/chaos_unleashed on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 9, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.9.20Our whole family is really worried about my grandfather’s Viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it...
Patrick KaneJun 8, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.8.20I bought my friend an Elephant for her room... She said "thanks". I said "don't mention it" From u/studentadvisor101 on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 5, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.4.20My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed. I have had a Canon printer for years. From...
Patrick KaneJun 3, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.3.20My wife just threw away my favourite herb. She's such a Thyme waster From u/CMDR_Gungoose on Reddit
Patrick KaneJun 3, 2020Joke of the Day: 6.2.20Today I launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds. I proud to say I managed to hit one of the little shits! From u/PSN_Clamour_kid on Reddit